Saturday, June 25, 2011
What If The SyFy Channel And Ronald D. Moore Had Tackled Other Science Fiction Television Series Together?
The correct assumption is utilized here in that Ronald D. Moore only has access to the previous actors he worked with on "GINO" (Galactica in Name Only)....
1. Logan's Run - The TV Series
Jamie Bamber.....as Logan
Tricia Helfer......as Jessica
Aaron Douglass....as Francis
Edward James Olmos....as REM The Frowning Robot
Escaping from the "Domed City" (really the "Crystal" Shopping Mall in Vancouver, British Columbia) because Logan and Jessica want to live to the ripe old age of 35 instead of facing premature "Carousel" at age 30..."Sandman Francis" is in hot pursuit because he wants to get a little taste of what Jessica has going on underneath her satin mini-dress.
2. Kolchak: The Night Stalker
Jamie Bamber....as Carl Kolchak
Edward James Olmos....as Anthony Vincenzo (The frowning editor of the "Chicago Chronicle")
Katee Sackhoff....as Ms. Pickle (The lovelorn advice columnist)
Aaron Douglass....as Dr. Malcolm Richards / Dr. Richard Malcolm
This series picks up where the original Darren McGaven series left off in that the focus is now on teenage vampire / nymphomaniacs out to get Carl Kolchak.
3. Buck Rogers in the 25th Century
Jamie Bamber....as Buck Rogers
Tricia Helfer...as Wilma Deering
Katee Sackhoff....as Princess Ardala
Edward James Olmos....as Dr. Huer (The frowning Commander of the Earth Defense Directorate)
Aaron Douglass (on his knees).....as Twiki The Robot
It's more dysfunctional sex and family goings on in outer space. What else would we expect from Ronald D. Moore?
4. The Six Million Dollar Man
Jamie Bamber.....as Steve Austin
Edward James Olmos.....as Oscar Goldman (The frowning head of the O.S.I.)
Tricia Helfer.....as Jamie Somers
Katee Sackhoff.....as Ms. Callahan
Aaron Douglass.....as "Maskatron"
Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel reshoot all of the old scripts from "The Six Million Dollar Man." What else would we expect from them?
5. Knight Rider
Jamie Bamber....as Michael Knight
Edward James Olmos...as Devon Miles (The frowning head of "The Foundation For Law and Government")
Tricia Helfer....as "K.I.T.T. Fix-It Mechanic Babe #3"
Katee Sackhoff.....as the "Spoiled Rich Heiress" who comes to Michael for help yet deceives him in every other episode.
Aaron Douglass.....as "Evil Michael Knight"
You guessed it. Ronald D. Moore and SyFy Channel reshoot all of the old scripts from the "Knight Rider" series.
Posted by Languatron at 6:13 PM