Tuesday, January 21, 2014
Bryan Singer's "List of Aborted Projects" Can Only Continue Growing at This Point Since His List Has Grown into Such a Monster Already
These are my predictions for the next round of projects Bryan Singer will announce yet have no intention of actually doing...
1. "Wizards & Warriors" - Bryan Singer will announce his intent (but no actual desire to) reboot the classic CBS-TV series from 1982.
2. "Weird Science" - Bryan Singer will announce is intent (but no actual desire to) reboot the classic John Landis television series.
3. "Space Academy" - Bryan Singer will announce his intent (but no actual desire to) reboot the classic Saturday morning kid's show on CBS from 1977.
4. "Jason of Star Command" - Bryan Singer will announce his intent (but no actual desire to) reboot the classic Saturday morning kid's show on CBS from 1978.
5. "Wild, Wild West" - Bryan Singer will announce his intent (but no actual desire to) reboot the classic Robert Conrad western from 1966 that Ronald D. Moore also failed to reboot. Singer and Moore will then share credit in failing to reboot the same series!! Won't that be fun?
All five to be added to the list below if these projects are announced...
Bryan Singer's Aborted Project / Fake Press Release List -Volume 1
1. Six Billion Dollar Man
2. Battlestar Galactica
3. The Munsters (TV series)
4. Logan's Run
6. Bob Fosse mini series (HBO)
7. 2012 (SyFy Channel mini-series)
9. X-Men: Last Stand
10. Jack The Giant Killer
11. Star Trek: Federation - Television Series
12. The Prisoner
13. Wolverine 2
14. X-Men 3
15. Aim High
16. X-Men: First Class
17. X-Men: Days of Future Past (Abandonment Pending)
18. Freedom Formula: Ghost of The Wasteland
19. The Mayor of Castro Street: The Life & Times of Harvey Milk
21. The Twilight Zone remake with CBS-TV
22. Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
23. Football Wives
24. X-Men Origins: Magneto
25. Superman: The Man of Steel (Superman Returns Sequel)
26. uwantme2killhim? - Straight to DVD?
27. My Eleventh
28. The Black Box (Abandonment Pending)
29. Creature At Bay (Abandonment Pending)
30. Spooked (Abandonment Pending)
31. X-Men: Apocalypse (Abandonment Pending)
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 9:05 AM