Fetch the stick, SyFy Channel!! Fetch the stick!! Good boy!!
Plugging in the "SyFy Channel Translator" for all of these "Stealth Marketed (Fake) Press Releases" and what do we get?
Welcome to the latest "Ratings Flop" of the SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore!!
So, when does the ratings flop "Helix" get prematurely renewed for a second season? After the third low rated broadcast perhaps?
Did I mention that Cameron Porsandeh is actually the creator of "Helix?" The SyFy Channel and Ronald D. Moore don't want you to know that!!
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.