Tuesday, August 16, 2016
If Any Other Cable Network Had Done "Van Helsing" As a New Series, We Would Have Gotten a Rock Solid, Durable, and Respectful Retelling of The Source Material
As in..."Van Helsing"...running around..."Victorian Era London"....chasing down..."Count Dracula"....
Instead of the highly derivative and bland junk of the..."SyFy Channel"....where mutants poorly disguised as zombies are running around a low budget...."Mad Max"...world.
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com
And read the books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books.
I'll leave the other 150 locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 5:45 PM