We can't have that, now can we?
Lord knows...no one else on the face of this Earth would hire anyone from the..."Sharknado"....cast and crew for any reason!!
Long term employees of the SyFy Channel have always been in a special class unto themselves. Unemployable in the real / outside world beyond the protective womb of the SyFy Channel.
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read the books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books.
I'll leave the other 150 locations under wraps for now.