Thursday, August 25, 2016
The SyFy Channel Would Do Anything To Have This Guy On Its Payroll. Anything Except Be Able To Afford His Salary For Any SyFy Channel Production
So instead, the SyFy Channel will always have to settle for the likes of...
1. Steve Guttenberg
2. Danny Bonaduce
3. Barry Williams
5. Tara Reid
6. Every card carrying unknown S.A.G. (Screen Actors Guild) member in British Columbia. They're all dirt cheap along with 1-5 on this list!
...in all of its originally produced movies and television shows.
The closest the SyFy Channel will ever get to having Dwayne Johnson on its network is raiding the..."Universal Studios Film Vaults"....for some of his old movies.
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read the books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books.
I'll leave the other 150 locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 3:29 PM