Friday, February 4, 2011
Visit The Official Store of This Blog - The Hassaris Outpost
The official product of the moment....Gasolve Relief for Preventing Flatulence, Gas, and Belching (50 ml)
As we all know....Universal Studios executives suffer from....(you fill in the blank)
The "Hessaris Outpost" is an exciting new concept in on-line retail. While still going through a growth phase, it's an all purpose store that rather cleverly markets the disgust (we all have) for all Universal Studios and SyFy Channel executives as its central premise....under a wide variety of different products. You can go the direct route of showing this disgust by purchasing any of the books on sale there. Or...you can go the indirect route of showing this disgust via purchasing bar / alcoholic supplies for the bar you have in your basement. As we all know, Universal Studios and SyFy Channel executives have dabbled in a hard liquor drink or two. Or....you can purchase a natural remedy for anal itching. As we all know, anal itching is a frequent symptom of SyFy Channel executives every time they make one of their horrific programming decisions. How about a natural remedy for water retention and blood pressure? Universal Studios executives no doubt suffer from that. How about the "Be-Dry Bedwetting Formula for Childhood Bedwetting?" David Howe and Mark Stern of the SyFy Channel could certainly pick up that natural remedy.....for themselves. Do you have pets? Why not try the "PetAlive Better Bladder Control For Relieving Urinary Tracts?" As we all know, Universal Studios and SyFy Channel executives have had the same problem.....for decades.
Just remember one thing. Whatever ailment you suffer from, Universal Studios and SyFy Channel executives suffer from the same thing....in the brain.
You pick em'.....we box em'......
Visit the Hassaris Outpost today.
Posted by Languatron at 5:50 PM