Wednesday, March 30, 2011
After Eight Years, We Know The Sad And Pathetic Way In Which Universal Studios / SyFy Channel Does Business
1. A small and retarded group of cable television executives (Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern) are put in charge of overall "Science Fiction" programming and "Battlestar Galactica" programming for the SyFy Channel....and fail to deliver on both counts because neither one of them are the slightest bit knowledgeable on televised "Science Fiction" or "Battlestar Galactica."
2. A small and retarded group of television producers (Ronald D. Moore, David Eick among them) are then given the assignments to provide to SyFy Channel....NBC-TV...and Universal Studios....television programming that is supposed to be "Science Fiction" and / or "Battlestar Galactica" but really isn't because these television producers don't know what the hell either one is.
3. A small and retarded group of hired stealth marketers and other interested parties, (Chris Abrahams, Russell Sanders, Jim Bennett, Glen A. Larson etc.) then proceed to attack the general public on Internet bulletin boards for astutely noticing that (Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, Mark Stern, Ronald D. Moore, and David Eick) indeed do not know "jack shit" about the subjects of televised "Science Fiction" and "Battlestar Galactica."
4. This small and retarded group of hired stealth marketers and other interested parties (Chris Abrahams, Russell Sanders. Jim Bennett, Glen A. Larson etc.) then proceed to "feign" innocence on Internet bulletin boards and other Internet social outlets....claiming that they aren't associated with Universal Studios, NBC-TV, or SyFy Channel in any way despite the fact that the lot of them have spent the past decade of their meaningless lives defending these very entities against the very general public that has quite astutely noticed their shortcomings in the areas of "Science Fiction" and "Battlestar Galactica."
I think it can be safely concluded that this eccentric corporation consisting of the individual components (Universal Studios, NBC-TV, and SyFy Channel) is run by a truly deranged group of people who probably refer to themselves collectively (and privately) as......"The Family." You know, right? Just like one of those back woods families where inbreeding takes place?
Posted by Languatron at 4:36 PM