Sunday, April 24, 2011
J.J. Abrams' "Star Trek 2" Has a Release Date...June 29th, 2012
What can we expect from Universal Studios in terms of a follow-up to its February 2009 announcement of a new "Battlestar Galactica" movie? Will we get any update (a pre-production sketch on a cocktail napkin at least?) from Universal Studios in the next year as to this supposed movie? Will Universal Studios have a "Battlestar Galactica" movie in theaters next summer...to compete with J.J. Abrams "Star Trek 2?" Most likely....."No"....What we can count on instead from Universal Studios....is updates on the following....
1. Routine updates on Glen A. Larson's next...impending....exlax induced...bowel movement.
2. Routine updates on the SyFy Channel's ever degenerative....money losing relationship with Ronald D. Moore.
3. Routine updates on the SyFy Channel's inevitably doomed...."Blood & Chrome"....television series...up to and including how the SyFy Channel plans to keep the low rated series alive after it carries on Ronald D. Moore's humble tradition of pulling in ratings in the......1.0.....range.
4. Routine updates on how Bonnie Hammer....David Howe...and Mark Stern plan to blow the SyFy Channel's money on Ronald D. Moore's next incarnation of his ever money losing and "audience-less"....... "Galactica in Name Only" dynasty.....after "Blood & Chrome" flops....
a. "Galactica" the game show?
b. "Galactica" the soap opera? "Ooops!!" Ronald D. Moore has already done that!!
c. The "Galactica" Home Shopping Network. Have Edward James Olmos "frown" immortalized in a figurine or a plastic....Halloween face mask!!
d. The "Galactica Home Pregnancy Test"....For acquainting teenage girls with the "Galactica" brand name.
The next 12 months are going to be interesting....aren't they?
Posted by Languatron at 6:12 PM