Saturday, March 14, 2015
The Schlocky Casting For "Sharknado 3" Is Growing By Leaps And Bounds
Gee,...."Where's K.I.T.T.?"....The...."Hoff"....could nuke everyone of those sharks with...."K.I.T.T.'s".....arsenal. "Anti-Funnel Cloud Laser Jamming" on K.I.T.T.'s dashboard, causing all of the sharks to suddenly drop to the ground.
Do I see a....."Sharknado vs. K.I.T.T.".....Dark Horse comic book on the horizon?
You see? NBC-Universal /SyFy Channel never does fun stuff like this with what they own because they lack the imagination and the inspired thinking to do so.
Instead, NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel has turned their low rated..."Sharknado"....movies (that never should have went beyond the first movie due to low ratings alone) into one boring punchline....
"Look how badly produced, acted, and written our....'Sharknado'....movies are. So, laugh at all of us at NBC-Universal / SyFy Channel because we just don't know any better in the profession we shouldn't be in."
Unfortunately, some..."Sharknado".....inspired casting possibilities are still missing in action....
And Jerry Mathers as..."The Beaver".....
Read the books Universal Studios has tried and failed to censor on Amazon.com...
And read these books at another location where Universal Studios executives and its stealth marketers won't be able to post negative, misleading (stealth marketed) reviews of the books via them purchasing candy and Rogaine Foam on Amazon.com (allowing them access to the Amazon book review section) and not actually buying and reading the books. I'll leave the other 150 global locations under wraps for now.
Posted by Languatron at 8:31 AM