Tuesday, May 17, 2011
A Message To Comcast....Could You Make The SyFy Channel Less Boring...Less Predictably Corporate Minded....And Less Predictably Low Budget?
You really inherited a sewer dweller of a cable network, didn't you? I suppose the SyFy Channel serves some deranged purpose in life. Perhaps the SyFy Channel is for those people who were out drinking heavily the night before....have a really bad hangover the next day......are in a God awful mood because of it.....and are in the mood to watch some badly produced and badly written donkey dung from the likes of Ronald D. Moore and that infamous crackerjack team of horror movie makers littering the SyFy Channel schedule every Saturday night with the likes of "Sharktopus" and "Frankenfish."
There is absolutely no reason why you (Comcast).... can't improve the SyFy Channel in some way. It can certainly be a hell of alot better than it is now. I mean, when a cable channel has been in the depths of an imagination deficiency and inspiration famine for as long as the SyFy Channel has...it can only get better if the SyFy Channel can't sink any lower into the depths of overall sucktitude.
The idiots who have been running the SyFy Channel for as long as they have (Bonnie Hammer, David Howe, and Mark Stern) believe that the only state the SyFy Channel can exist in is one of overall wretchedness. They believe that the SyFy Channel simply cannot be good, and a channel worth seeking out by television viewers. This of course, led to them setting the bar so low for any robust profit making potential at the SyFy Channel...that lethargic contentment set in for profits being as low as they are and have been. I think it's safe to say that any economist or mathematician would conclude that profits at the SyFy Channel could certainly be a hell of alot higher than they have always been under the...."cough"......professional management of Bonnie Hammer....David Howe.....and Mark Stern.
Revamp the SyFy Channel....Comcast. You owe it to yourselves. You owe it to yourselves to whip that channel into a real profit making subsidiary with infinitely higher goals than the ones Bonnie Hammer....David Howe....and Mark Stern have set for it in the past.....and gave up on those goals a short time later. The SyFy Channel in its present state has been a "floating log of poop in toilet water" for far too long. Isn't it time to flush the toilet....Comcast?
Posted by Languatron at 2:44 PM